Former soldier, retired MP, boring dadTumblr (3.0; @thatshorseshit)http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecompanionsdoctor.tumblr.com/post/48021107990/whenever-my-friend-says-goodnight-to-me-on-skype">thecompanionsdoctor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bfff96e476fd0edaaaec488b4ddd9279/tumblr_inline_mla5fesbns1rukdo9.gif"/></p> <p>and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b28416bb5c4a367617cf7b54a424dac1/tumblr_inline_mla5ieSXMa1rukdo9.gif"/></p> <p>Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years</p> </blockquote> <p>I&#8217;m 25 and I still remember hugalighahauliahahing at this when I was 12</p>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/51212220446http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/51212220446Fri, 24 May 2013 03:34:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6da29b5026b2fdcb1503e5b2605d5697/tumblr_mlboh3AQ9J1qzewfvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/49463069164/ruined-childhood-of-the-day-scientifically">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="pull-left title editable"><strong><span>Ruined Childhood of the Day: Scientifically Accurate Magic Carpet</span></strong></h2> <p><span>If Sir Issac Newton had seen </span><em>Aladdin</em><span> in his lifetime, this is probably what he would’ve said.</span></p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zucchinis.tumblr.com/post/48082661780/wake-up-disney">zucchinis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wake up disney</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/49465759647http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/49465759647Thu, 02 May 2013 18:25:49 -0400“A great way to learn about your country is to leave it.”<br/><br/> - <em>Henry Rollins (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awelltraveledwoman.tumblr.com/">awelltraveledwoman</a>)</em>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/48337147987http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/48337147987Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:44:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11572b1ec87433d43383b457e3e82a36/tumblr_ml859cV12q1qlmahlo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f19f8cce43d205f9334aaf634e26431a/tumblr_ml859cV12q1qlmahlo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>what</p>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/47919151735http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/47919151735Sat, 13 Apr 2013 22:51:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd354161069853ef2180b3d180b9c380/tumblr_mktc6yse801qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c61b61091a02771c2e24faab1713355/tumblr_mktc6yse801qb5gkjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28730d1c045ea7af204c854fa96fa1ab/tumblr_mktc6yse801qb5gkjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iraffiruse.net/post/47419715897">iraffiruse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://frozach.tumblr.com/">Frozach Submitted</a></p> </blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/47461794513http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/47461794513Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:57:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f2a3e171cad653c7eb8136c075a260c/tumblr_mklptbL0RF1rmzi8io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahrhodeisland.com/post/46977424319/rhode-island-marijuana-legal" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahrhodeisland</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Smoke em if you got em.</p></blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/47106364008http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/47106364008Thu, 04 Apr 2013 09:44:24 -0400<p><a href="http://threadlessrules.com/post/46605617173/free-tee-friday" class="tumblr_blog">threadless</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/4779/Chromaesthesia/tab,guys/style,shirt?utm_medium=social_profile&amp;utm_source=tumblr.com&amp;utm_campaign=032913_pm_123"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/516181088439605892528b1e8834764a/tumblr_inline_mkffwpVNOo1qz4rgp.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/4779/Chromaesthesia/tab,guys/style,shirt?utm_medium=social_profile&amp;utm_source=tumblr.com&amp;utm_campaign=032913_pm_123"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce53c9188fdf327fd2b053740f44b196/tumblr_inline_mkffwvko6t1qz4rgp.jpg"/></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/4779/Chromaesthesia/tab,guys/style,shirt?utm_medium=social_profile&amp;utm_source=tumblr.com&amp;utm_campaign=032913_pm_123">Chromaesthesia</a> by <a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/4779/Chromaesthesia/tab,guys/style,shirt?utm_medium=social_profile&amp;utm_source=tumblr.com&amp;utm_campaign=032913_pm_123">Budi Satria Kwan</a></p> <p>You know what time it is, people! Reblog this post for a chance to win this tee in your size!</p> <p>Ends 4/1, 10AM CT</p></blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/46648067623http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/46648067623Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:52:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dweebscar.tumblr.com/post/43203014379/dweebscar-dweebscar-i-just-hid-27-of-these">dweebscar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dweebscar.tumblr.com/post/43202199902/dweebscar-i-just-hid-27-of-these-little">dweebscar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dweebscar.tumblr.com/post/43202015676/i-just-hid-27-of-these-little-bastards-around-the">dweebscar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i just hid 27 <span>of these little bastards around the house<br/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1eac75cfe2e9d5b5412f420755e48cb5/tumblr_inline_miapf5UIkr1qz4rgp.jpg"/></span></p> <p><span>and im waiting for my parents reaction</span></p> </blockquote> <p> ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”<br/>the first chicken has been found</p> </blockquote> <p>“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands</p> </blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/43381624183http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/43381624183Mon, 18 Feb 2013 01:06:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b7fcd19702fa42054d60af76a24458e/tumblr_mi7ylcrRi41qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1630b661b88ce670368123c312d6fcbe/tumblr_mi7ylcrRi41qzcv7no2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/43107712776http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/43107712776Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:49:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f34826e5406a9968a538274563ff1ed/tumblr_mi8335mjyp1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/43088807294/holiday-spirit-of-the-day-broquet-for-your">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="title editable"><strong><span>Holiday Spirit of the Day: Broquet for Your Boyfriend</span></strong></h2> <div class="js-postdescription post-description is-collapsed editable"> <p>Redditor colebear2424’s sister put this beautiful “broquet” together for her boyfriend.</p> </div> </blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/43107699740http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/43107699740Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:49:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bf30fa2c896f0b2a3238d92b61a917a/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35e6b35b783af271fb462852720c6355/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b692278cc46f181c15518068862774d/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c802c75a7e8817d0486505bd3751831d/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/725159972caa95c2a2c293fc2e07ab5e/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9abcd5b6eb72076b1b84a94904b28f13/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bc5f72277b35fe7310504f0af549b26/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0dc50d62f72eaa424e7c44558e61a75e/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ced845820b4cf05143f69b89c9543d08/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8074ebfd72578f502dc9ff0086402d82/tumblr_mh0g6kxyrp1qb5gkjo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/41353742380http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/41353742380Thu, 24 Jan 2013 06:43:31 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41461798000d5254ceb9d16946865d9c/tumblr_mf4vprGgfn1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/38071935491/via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dailypicksandflicks.com/2012/12/15/daily-picdump-668/">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/38110626328http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/38110626328Sun, 16 Dec 2012 20:21:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4ecac713240de7a56429ef1e8015ee0/tumblr_mf2y67zkyG1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e7225082020a981b7244b15cd0c48cc/tumblr_mf2y67zkyG1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/470a7c125c355a3993f8c77194cf6762/tumblr_mf2y67zkyG1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb30b92c75d30612105f19677606ed69/tumblr_mf2y67zkyG1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae1cbeeff11302cc3755ee9ea7d88bae/tumblr_mf2y67zkyG1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abd23be29df1defc0219231f180edd53/tumblr_mf2y67zkyG1qzcv7no6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/37986948772/air-snape">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.quickmeme.com/Air-Snape/?upcoming">Air Snape</a></p> </blockquote>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/37999600913http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/37999600913Sat, 15 Dec 2012 14:17:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvkfu4dz31rlcwefo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/37588175895http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/37588175895Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:21:18 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://juniorchristeinsenior.tumblr.com/post/36261800778">juniorchristeinsenior</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if ur favorite fictional character came into ur room in the middle of the night while u were blogging and just leaned against the door frame sensually and said “hey babe wanna tango”</p> </blockquote> <p>i would wonder why The Gray Ghost is in my room not in gotham</p>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/37544193248http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/37544193248Sun, 09 Dec 2012 04:15:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6x4qWI2Z1qlmahlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36729626818http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36729626818Wed, 28 Nov 2012 04:02:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6x14FGNc1qlmahlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36729578147http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36729578147Wed, 28 Nov 2012 04:00:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5qseceuC1qlmahlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36673539895http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36673539895Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:48:14 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5qreaxdY1qlmahlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36673512254http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36673512254Tue, 27 Nov 2012 12:47:38 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2getVLDh1qlmahlo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2getVLDh1qlmahlo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36547410712http://thatshorseshit.tumblr.com/post/36547410712Sun, 25 Nov 2012 18:11:16 -0500