thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years I’m 25 and I still remember...
A great way to learn about your country is to leave it.– Henry Rollins (via awelltraveledwoman)
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dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house and im waiting for my parents reaction ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP” the first chicken has been found “amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
juniorchristeinsenior: what if ur favorite fictional character came into ur room in the middle of the night while u were blogging and just leaned against the door frame sensually and said “hey babe wanna tango” i would wonder why The Gray Ghost is in my room not in gotham
mullinigga: and thats when i knew this hurricane was a big deal We are all aware this is an art installation, not an actual photo from Sandy Right?
shmegel: does no one realize that the Krusty Krab is made out of a lobster trap welcome to 1998
krabdad: are white people even real No we’re just ghosts with higher wages and better living conditions
Searching tumblr tags for “military police” just aggravated the shit out of me. It’s super obvious teenagers don’t know what we do, and its even worse that 15-17 year olds are posting how bad they want to be an MP but don’t realize it’s a hard life. I’m coming up on the end of my tour, I’ve done my service. I pray for the regiment in 10 years when...
shaymin420: do you ever reblog things not for you but for one of your followers who you think will enjoy it and they reblog it and you’re like “nailed it” Nailed it.